toptumbles:

Cat wants to be petted

Awww….this is rare for a cat to do. Cute! :)

thedailywhat:

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Bob is only 16 months old and already prioritizes like an immature adult.

[joannecasey.]

so serious, so cute!

If you’ve kept up w/my blog, by now you know that I don’t worship the god of the bible and am at a place in my life where I question everything. Because of that, this rap makes perfect sense to me…

theamazingatheistguy:

A lot of you have been complaining to me about a horrible piece of pro-Christian propoganda floating around at the moment entitled Why I Hate Religion, But Love Jesus. I will respond to it, but in a way, DZK already did. 

LYRICS: 

[verse]:[1] 
I keep seeing a repeating, scene in my dreams, 
I’m weeping peacefully, in a green pasture of sheep 
who breathe deeply, relaxed on the grass, asleep when 
I see these factions, of masked men, with axes, creepin 

I can see, that we’re captured, but when I scream, the assassins 
begin laughing, and the sheep don’t even seem to gather 
the fact that their masters are grabbin and smashing their backs in 
in a graphic fashion and draggin the cadavers past em 

the sadness from those savage actions I had to fathom 
never passes, even though, they were so overtly imagined 
they show, actual patterns of what can happen to those trapped in 
the rapture of the Holy Ghost if they don’t open their lashes 

and focus on what matters most… before they cash in 
choke and pass and go in a casket, or blow in the passing 
wind over the ocean as scattered ashes and bone fragments 
just hopin their pastor was accurate 


[hook]: 
[bow down and] - pray 
pray to your god 
[now, bow down and] -pray 
pray to your god 


[verse]:[2] 
what kinda creator would make a race of people 
and make em act a certain way or else He deems ‘em evil? 
HOW can You give a living being the freedom to breathe 
and then lead em into sea of decievers who greet em, see, 

it’s not a miracle, when you beat a disease [please] 
it’s not a miracle, when you breed and receive 
a baby from a lady, it’s nature, you can pray to a tree 
it don’t mean the seasons are changing cuz you believe in the leaves 

faith is a crazy made up way to explain, what you can’t explain 
in way that you can’t debate it, it’s insane that we live in a nation, 
that’s innovative enough to create a station in space 
but we still praise the pages of an ancient publication 

considered great…. in the motherf*** in middles ages, 
I’m sick of the way this civilization blames their hatred 
on a simple fictional basis such as Satan it makes me 
sick to my stomach, it’s just disgusting aint it? 


[hook] 


[verse]:[3] 
and I’m sick of censorship committees, grippin the d**k of Christian Ministries 
who are admittingly, just letting any priest get a piece, 
of greased little boy keester and get away free 
while they celebrate Easter… Jesus, it’s un-f*** in-believable 

that you people still worship invisible entities, I mean, 
who seriously wants to live for infinity? are you kidding me? 
if you guys wanna censor a bigger lie, try the validity 
of a city sittin in the sky, where everybody who died is now living 

better yet, convince me that the visceral presence 
of an invincible peasant will some-how better my f*** in intelligence 
and gimme some evidence, heaven exists, besides some lessons 
written by guys who couldn’t technically give any relevant tips 

except that I should be a celibate twit who cries like a b*** 
to a timeless spirit everytime that I’m fearing some sh** 
the entire idea of religion’s been queer since it was twisted 
to it’s limit, now it’s a just mere hindrance

It’s a retarded challenge & I wouldn’t do it myself. But her reaction at the end is way to funny! :D

(Source: khlamydiaa)